February 2012
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
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When you are pretending to listen to someone while...
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cam-jam22:
itsirrational:
watch NOW
this.
oh my god.
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justjasper:
“you’re my soul mate” i whisper as i look at the blog of someone who lives thousands of miles away and who i’ve only ever talked to on the internet
afghanistanini:
remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
The Hunger Games fandom whenever a trailer/spot is...
tieknots:
capitolgoods:
Step 1: Shock
Step 2: Hyperventilate/flail/keysmash
Step 3: Cry
Step 4: Check health
Step 5: Blog
Step 6: Become disappointed/angry at the fandom for being extremely nit picky over the smallest details, and for having stupid arguments over dolls.
Repeat
bless you and everything you are nick
When you just had dinner and someone catches you...
laugh-addict:
laugh-addict.com
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first base: liking
second base: reblogging
third base: following
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dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
Imagine if we're all still on Tumblr in our...
acatnamedjohnny:
johnny-lennon:
walking-paranoia:
goodmorningmoon13:
‘My kid graduated today. Still shipping Johnlock.’
Never too old for reading gay porn.
Still wanna sex up The Beatles
just complaining about what flavour mush we’re getting served